Learn to spell BEFORE you name your child

A chick on the local morning news is named "Jennaphr". My name is Jennifer, and my parents were sensible enough to spell it "Jennifer", so I just want to slap Jennaphr's parents whenever I see her name written on the bottom of the screen.

Tonight, I saw worse. On the tv was a guy named Jaymz. Is James really that difficult to spell? His parents should be slapped. Who would do that to a helpless baby?