Why do I torture myself?

Every so often, I go trolling through the dreck at ff.net to see if there is anything worth reading. I find a gem just often enough to keep me coming back. (Yeah, it's that whole Pavlov thing. Infrequent positive reinforcement leads to long-term, hard to discourage reward seeking behavior.)

Today I found something that didn't even pretend to be a fic. Someone calling herself, "hermiones mirror twin"--although I think any twin of Hermione would know to put an apostrophe in there--wrote in her summary, "just my list of the horcruxes and where they probably are! feel free to use this info in your fics ppl!"

Just for kicks, I decided to see ( what she came up with: )

Well, duh. Any new insights in that list, folks? No, I didn't think so. Careful copperbadge, or hermiones evil twin--sorry, mirror twin, might claim you stole that last horcrux idea from her. Get ready for a lawsuit over Cartographer’s Craft royalties.