Why do I torture myself?

[mysid]

Every so often, I go trolling through the dreck at ff.net to see if there is anything worth reading. I find a gem just often enough to keep me coming back. (Yeah, it's that whole Pavlov thing. Infrequent positive reinforcement leads to long-term, hard to discourage reward seeking behavior.)

Today I found something that didn't even pretend to be a fic. Someone calling herself, "hermiones mirror twin"--although I think any twin of Hermione would know to put an apostrophe in there--wrote in her summary, "just my list of the horcruxes and where they probably are! feel free to use this info in your fics ppl!"

Just for kicks, I decided to see what she came up with:

The horcruxes and what might happen in the 7th book…

Heehee! I know where the horcruxes are!

The diary (destroyed!)

Marvolos ring (destroyed!)

Nagini the snake.

The locket. It’s at 12 grimmauld place (RAB was actually Regulus, Sirius’s brother who was killed by Voldemort!)

Hufflepuff’s cup.

Something of Ravenclaw’s or gryffindors; Harry! That’s why he is parselmouth and so much like Tom riddle!

In the last book, Harry is going to have to kill himself to destroy the piece of Voldie’s soul inside him. That’s it for now! Feel free to use this info in your fics!

Well, duh. Any new insights in that list, folks? No, I didn't think so. Careful copperbadge, or hermiones evil twin--sorry, mirror twin, might claim you stole that last horcrux idea from her. Get ready for a lawsuit over Cartographer’s Craft royalties.

Comments

[gehayi.livejournal.com]

And here I thought that non-fics such as lists were reportable at the Pit...

[mysid.livejournal.com]

I just reported her. Normally I wouldn't tattle, but then I noticed that she spelled her name "hermoines mirror twin". If she can't even spell Hermione, she needs to be smacked.