A parody in one act

Title: The Mary Sue Solution

Author: mysid

Rating: PG

Author's Note: I was thinking about the strong correlation between being a transfer student and being a Mary Sue, and it occurred to me that I just might have the solution to poor Remus's sad and lonely life—transfer him to another school. However, my mind didn't quite write that story, it wrote this.

( The Mary Sue Solution )

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Yo ho, yo ho!

Just saw an ad for Pirates of the Caribbean. Loved hearing Captain Jack saying, "Oh bugger." I'll put Pirates on my "see this movie this summer" list. And it reminded me:

I was talking to my new-ish neighbors the other day. Up until recently, they lived in the Los Angeles area. We were discussing movies, and they mentioned that they had gone to the premiere of Pirates of the Caribbean at Disneyland. They said that of all the celebrities, Orlando Bloom was the only nice one who talked to the fans, shook hands, etc. I thought some of you'd like to know.