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Read this mpreg parody
Feb. 18th, 2006 04:22 pmOK, folks, as promised, here is the link to Daddy’s Little Conqueror by Zimraphel.
It’s a hilarous Hephaistion/Alexander mpreg. You’ll enjoy it most if you’ve read Mary Renault’s books about Alexander the Great, but even if you haven’t, I think you’ll enjoy it. If you’ve ever suffered through a mpreg fic in which one of the heroes is more female than male (Why bother writing slash, people?) go read this instead. Poor Hephaistion may have gotten pregnant, but he’s no girl.
“He’s adorable, Alexandros,” said Leonnatus. “He’s got your hair and your strong grip—and his mother’s lovely thighs.”
Catching his eye, Hephaistion made an obscene gesture. Leonnatus laughed. “His mother is getting a bit testy, I think.”
Smirking, Kassandros leaned over to pat the bullion-stiched coverlet. “Don’t fret, I’m sure you’ll be able to squeeze back into your armor in no time.”
“Screw you.”
It’s a hilarous Hephaistion/Alexander mpreg. You’ll enjoy it most if you’ve read Mary Renault’s books about Alexander the Great, but even if you haven’t, I think you’ll enjoy it. If you’ve ever suffered through a mpreg fic in which one of the heroes is more female than male (Why bother writing slash, people?) go read this instead. Poor Hephaistion may have gotten pregnant, but he’s no girl.
“He’s adorable, Alexandros,” said Leonnatus. “He’s got your hair and your strong grip—and his mother’s lovely thighs.”
Catching his eye, Hephaistion made an obscene gesture. Leonnatus laughed. “His mother is getting a bit testy, I think.”
Smirking, Kassandros leaned over to pat the bullion-stiched coverlet. “Don’t fret, I’m sure you’ll be able to squeeze back into your armor in no time.”
“Screw you.”