"this is a good one" I doubt it.

Occasionally, I'll find a good story on FF.net, so I go shifting through the summaries from time to time, looking for something worth clicking on. Today, I found this riveting summary:

"this is a good one i work on it all day"

Care to guess how tempted I was to click on that story? "How do I know I'll loathe thee? Let me count the ways."